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Sellotape
- jill (23rd Dec 2013 - 16:36:30)
I penned this after a particularly long present wrapping session! Hope it makes you all smile!
Oh Sellotape why wont you stick?
You really do get on my wick!
I tried a contraption that goes on your wrist,
but got in even more of a twist!
I tried small round dots of sticky,
but they were just taking the mickey!
These presents wont wrap themselves,
I think I need the help of the elves!
So, great Scientists of G. B.,
please make it your priority.
I want an alternative by next year,
so I wont have to shed another tear!!!
Happy Christmas!!!
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Re: Sellotape
- Jo (23rd Dec 2013 - 17:52:16)
Something I strongly recommend
So as not to drive you round the bend
Is a very heavy gadget
Which will soon become a habit
You will find your sellotape
Won't be able to escape
It even has a cutter
So you won't have to mutter
So a heavy duty dispenser
Will disregard the language sensor!
Happy wrapping and Merry Christmas!
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Re: Sellotape
- Jo (24th Dec 2013 - 14:40:49)
Haha, brilliant!
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Re: Sellotape
- Rachel (24th Dec 2013 - 16:27:45)
Well done you two, very funny. xx Have a lovely Christmas. xx
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Re: Sellotape
- Mike (24th Dec 2013 - 17:30:18)
Cling film makes an ideal alternative to wrapping paper when the recipient does not like surprises.
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Re: Sellotape
- Finchie (25th Dec 2013 - 09:15:13)
If Sellotape makes you feel like a nit,
Try an alternative, something like Pritt
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