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Lazy lizard cafe - M. (15th Jul 2024  17:01:38) Does anyone know why the lazy lizard cafe is not open.

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - Sam (15th Jul 2024  18:55:04) Their Facebook page says they are reopening on Wednesday 17th

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - Daisy (18th Jul 2024  12:33:13) It's on the liphook community board that it closed for good.

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - M (18th Jul 2024  19:49:48) What a shame, the lazy lizard won’t be reopening, They will be missed by a lot of people.

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - Kelly G (22nd Jul 2024  13:54:52) Speaking to the owner and he advised that they just couldn't find the staff. The manager went on maternity and advised that it wouldn't pay for her to return so she's gone on the social which also provides free accommodation. There's clearly something wrong with a system when it's more financially beneficial to not work instead of to work and get rewarded.

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - Oscar (22nd Jul 2024  15:48:43) Kelly G, I think that speaks more about the Lazy Lizard and how much they pay their staff rather than the welfare system we have. It's well known many businesses pay the minimum and expect everything. Times are changing and this way of treating workers won't last.

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - PR (22nd Jul 2024  18:08:49) Oscar, Why don't you take on The Lazy Lizard or indeed start your own small business, and see how hard it can be, otherwise, shut up.

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - Joe (22nd Jul 2024  21:57:55) It sounds as if the owner of the Lazy lizard is in breach of employment law if he refused a worker maternity leave. I hope she had a written contract but I doubt it. The new government are supposedly bringing in laws to give all workers rights like these from day one of employment. It will get even harder for employers if this comes to pass.

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - Ian (23rd Jul 2024  05:57:49) Joe, I think you misunderstood to post. The employee was given maternity leave but then decided that they would be financially better off not returning to work. They were not denied maternity leave!

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - Joe (23rd Jul 2024  09:01:20) Kelly G posted that the lazy lizard would not pay for her to return. That implies that the cafe decided not to pay her any maternity pay.

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - Jen (23rd Jul 2024  10:25:21) Joe, I took "it wouldn't pay" to mean "it would not be worth her while", ie she would be better off financially if claiming benefits rather than returning to work after maternity leave. Perhaps Kelly could clarify what she meant.

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - Joe (23rd Jul 2024  11:05:41) Yes I see what the posting could mean now.

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - Sam (23rd Jul 2024  17:01:13) How does the whole shop fall into closure due to one member of staff not returning? Surely there are people willing to do this job, or is this an example of our own citizens being unwilling to do the job. I can bet you 100% anyone of our neighbouring countries citizens would easily take the job and have done a good job, but we hunted them away, foreign workers would have kept it open, local workers can’t be arsed. You can not tell me there isn’t a single unemployed person in Liphook, or nearby unable to manage a cafe!

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - Oscar (23rd Jul 2024  17:44:19) To the initial person, I wasn’t rude to you, so please keep this site respectful, please take note of the community rules which displayed every time you make a post. I don’t want to run my own business, nor would I want to. If you run a business then you should look after your staff no matter the size of the company. Employees matter and so do their rights.

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - David (27th Jul 2024  21:02:50) Hi all Let's get all the facts from the horses mouth instead of all this speculation of rubbish. As the owner of the lazy lizard I will give you the facts that it's nobody's business. The shop has now closed because its not financially viable, mind you it's never been because every time it's starts to wipe it's face someone else's decides to open a food shop in the village. Ie cinema ,premier and now the old sweet shop. Now in sure if you ask anyone that has there own business would have quit years ago when making a 20 k a year lose but I believed it could work but my pockets are only so deep and tried for 8 years but cant do it anymore As for paying staff low wages. If they worked 40 hrs a week at minimum wage , that works out just under 24k a year . Thats twice what I've been paying myself because I've been baling out the shop to make sure every wage and bill was paid because I feel everyone deserves to get there money they have worked for and goods delivered. Yes you would have thought and probably are thinking what an idiot for keeping it going but I believed in it but it's just to much now. Yes it looks busy but looks are deceiving especially with so much competition now in a small area with no other shops to venture around. I blame the council for this thinking the change of use will fill more shops . How short shighted are they and will empty more shops.. Now with the new business usage you will see more of these cafes opening and possible closing in the first year. Good luck to all you that thinking it's easy to run a business in these difficult times.

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - Joe (28th Jul 2024  01:49:15) I am sorry you could not make the cafe pay. The original poster was wrong to blame the manager who went on maternity leave though for the closure. The change of use by the council though- the Lazy Lizard was formerly an electrical supply shop so change of use was around then to allow it to turn into a cafe in the first place. You cannot change the planning rules to say only one cafe allowed in the area?

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - David (28th Jul 2024  08:30:41) Hi Joe I know the shop was a1 use before and I spent a a lot of time money to get it changed to a3 so we could have a coffee shop in its place and back in 2018 you had to fight to get the changed of use because of the town and country planning act didn't want every shop beinng a food out let and they wanted a diversity of shops the keep the small villages and towns alive, but sadly since covid the planning has change to the extent you can have anything in any shop now without having to apply for change of use. Because they don't want empty shops but dont actually care about the business that exists already and thats sad. And it's not to do with business rates because most of the shops in liphook are under the rate value so no rates apply. Not sure what the answer is but it's looks like it's the new normal places will come and go so much quicker now because there all fighting for the same bit of cake. Sadly I think this is going to kill the highstreet completely. I see so many post moaning about all the hairdressers and estate agents and lack of shops welcome to the demise of it all

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - geoff (28th Jul 2024  08:57:02) David, when you say "The shop has now closed because its not financially viable, mind you it's never been because every time it's starts to wipe it's face someone else's decides to open a food shop in the village. Ie cinema ,premier and now the old sweet shop". Now, apologies in advance if I've got this wrong and I'm mistaken, but wasn't there already a cafe/tea room in The Square next to Lloyds before you opened? If that's correct then didn't you do exactly the same to that business as you described above?

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - David (28th Jul 2024  09:37:17) Hi Geoff No need to apologise. No we wère over the road in what is now the fire shop and it was there for over ten years . We moved over the road because it was a better and more visible location.

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - Joe (28th Jul 2024  09:58:36) I sadly think the premises are more likely to become Turkish barbers or a nail bar.

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - Kelly G (29th Jul 2024  22:16:24) Always a need for more barbers and nail bars. Are we ever going to get a good dine in Indian? The Lloyds building would be an amazing space for an Indian restaurant.

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - BD (30th Jul 2024  08:42:02) There was an Indian restaurant where the take-away is now situated in The Square. Closed as it was not profitable so what makes you think another one would work ?

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - Truth (30th Jul 2024  15:38:26) I feel we must not have another Albanian (they are not Turkish) Barber or nail shop in Liphook. The Police, politicians and National Crime Agency (NCA) all warn of the possible link between drug gangs and needing loss-making cash outlets to launder the proceeds of crime.

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - Sam (30th Jul 2024  21:41:00) An Albanian/Turkish staff member is exactly what is needed to keep the cafe open, unbelievable there isn’t a single British born person in need of a job to keep the cafe open.. lazy sods Shameful really, the British of the empire days wouldn’t even recognise the British people of today…. Useless, would not take more than 6 Russians armed with just their fists to sack Liphook and take complete control of it. The only people that could stop them are the travellers down the A3 and they aren’t British.

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - M (31st Jul 2024  09:58:37) @Sam The amount of time you spend on this site venting your spleen could be put to better use by taking on the cafe yourself. Its clearly important enough for you. Put your money where your mouth is and get on with it. I'm sure; we'll all drop in,..not because to generate any good will which inter alia a cafe to be successful requires is pleasant sensible friendly banter. Good luck with that.

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - Truth (31st Jul 2024  11:03:11) +1 for Sam to put their money where their mouth is, and open a new cafe in The Square. @Sam - when is the opening day?

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - Suse (31st Jul 2024  22:09:00) +2 Sam when are you opening?

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - Joe (1st Aug 2024  07:11:39) What would be on Sam’s daily specials board? Rant Risotto? Belligerent Butties? Sarcastic Sandwiches?

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - Dave B (1st Aug 2024  10:29:40) Joe, you missed BullS Burgers!

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - Sam (1st Aug 2024  12:59:05) Can do.. let’s re run the referendum as it would go the other way, then when complete I’ll open a cafe as it will be easy to get decent hard working staff instead of lazy locals. On the menu - We got it wrong pork pie - Low IQ jellied Eels - Daily Mail roast beef - no longer an empire savloy sausages - International laughing stock mushy peas Ill call it Saxe-Coburg-Gothas Cafe in honor of the royal family whom changed their name to Windsor in order to fool everyone that we aren’t run by Germans.

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - Truth (1st Aug 2024  14:13:04) LOL Sam wouldn't get a single customer with their 'special' confrontational attitude ... :)

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - Confused (1st Aug 2024  14:50:11) Still can’t see why we need to be in the EU we are getting along nicely out things are definitely better. We have always been a separate country even when we joined the common market as it was then that was a good idea to be able to trade with out restrictions not what it became Brussels running our country and so corrupt we are far better out of it . Surly if people would rather be ruled by another country it would be better if they went and lived there and be happy.

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - Sam (1st Aug 2024  16:31:50) In October 2021, the UK government's Office of Budget Responsibility calculated that Brexit would cost 4% of GDP per annum over the long term. 4% of 2021 UK GDP is the equivalent of a ÂŁ32 billion cost per annum to the UK taxpayer. Quite a bit more than the figures on the Boris Bus... Not sure what planet your on that things are "better" when factually things are alot worse had we stayed in, all it was, was economic co-operation with the biggest economy in the world and a mild bit of polical standardisation. The UK policital class dare not even mention the word now, instead they talk about budget holes etc and only deal with the damage repair and not the cause.... your taxes are going up beause of it, your services are falling apart because of it. Your local cafe is now closed because of it <------ EU staff would have been happy to fry you an egg We got sucker punched with lies and when swallowed the bait and loved it, hence why the rest of the world are wetting their pants at how utter dumb we are..... If it was that great why hasnt anyone else actually exited? sure there are right wing bubbles here and there but no one, not even marie le pen would want an exit. If anything it was our mistake that has shown them not to exit. At the time of writing there are 8 countries whom want IN to the EU and zero that wish to leave.

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - Truth (1st Aug 2024  17:58:48) Hey Sam, AI still thinks your latest post is full of: Dismissiveness Exaggeration Hyperbole Personal attacks Generalisations It doesn't rate your ability to position a viable argument. Try harder!

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - Sam (1st Aug 2024  19:34:57) Artificial is your intelligence, and your hidden name reveals your courage mr Truth. But I like it… Thankyou

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - Kelly G (1st Aug 2024  19:54:10) Unfortunately Sam most of Britains seem to either be off on long term sickness or on the social welfare and more interested in expanding their their unaffordable families in order to get a bigger house! Great should have been removed from Great Britain a long time ago!

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - Sam (1st Aug 2024  21:55:49) Unfortunately Kelly the things your suggesting are the problem, whilst they are problems isn’t actually the source of the problems. If all the things you mentioned disappeared in an instant tomorrow like magic the country would still be broke and ruined… therefore your suggestions are pointless.

Re: Lazy lizard cafe - Truth (2nd Aug 2024  14:31:40) Sam, LOL ... ! Deflection won’t hide your lack of substance. When you're ready to engage seriously, let me know. Otherwise, enjoy hiding behind your insults.

Lazy Lizard Cafe - Sam Challeway (15th Aug 2024  11:11:44) Hello, Just reaching out to any of the staff to see if they would like any cafĂ© hours at Bramshott Place. sam.challeway@inspiredvillages.co.uk

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